Left it in the road with a bottle and a toad
  and i wrapped it 30 times in a steal chain, baby
  My bike is gone
  Left it in the street with a bottle at your feet
  and a laser beam alarm but someone must have swiped it
  My bike is gone
    Just picked it up from the local bike shop
  After 3 long years of saving up, baby
  My bike is gone
    Forced myself to walk to the local cop shop
  where i relayed them my story and they kindly disregarded me
  My bike is gone
  Anger made me woozy so i went and bought an uzi
  and i marched around the town trying to be a vigilante
  My bike is gone
    Never know what they say Never know what they