I'm hanging around that same old scene
  My girlfriend Betsy she's just fourteen
  There's nothing better for me to do
  I'm living on dog food
    Dog food is so good for you
  It makes you strong and clever too
  Dog food is a current craze
  Eat some every day
    I chew up my "Sunday Mirror"
  I read about the rich I fear
  Dog food is my whole life
  Dog food composes my wife
    Yum yum yum - Woof woof woof - Arf arf