I met this boy and I thought he liked me
  I met him at this punk rock show last week
  His friends had said I was pretty and sweet
  We went to In 'N Out and had a couple drinks
    But we lost in contact
  Now we can't get together
  And go to any more punk shows
  And hang right afterwards
    Days have passed and i'm so blue and sad
  This boy had drop kicked me and he was pretty rad
  His name was Jackie Chan and he was on my mind
  You'd be so jealous 'cause he can kick real high