so, you think you're kung fu's pretty good, eh?
  i want to fight your brother
  him, against me
  let's kung fu!!
  the smoke is clearing you can see
  peter and paul stanley
  kareem and bruce they've made a truce
  while ace and gene took pcp
    a flying kick right through the air
  his foot got stuck in peter's hair
  ace and gene took on kareem
  but slipped and fell in afro sheen
  then bruce yelled out "oh boy"
  i think he meant "la choy"
  kareem and bruce don't miss when throwing stars at kiss
    gene now has a shorter tongue
  they should have used their love gun
  gene and ace escaped today
  they'll live to fight another day
    oh, oh my god
  ancient chinese secret sent by buddha
  blah...
  bruce and kareem out shooting baskets for two points.