Living to get his freak on
  Sporting his leopard skin thong
  Charlie the Methadone Man
  Plays Sunday nights in a rock and roll band
  Charlie the metronome, the methadone man
    Patience - the name of the game
  Waiting on Dr. Kinkaid
  Charlie the Methadone Man
  Fills out the papers just as fast as he can
  Charlie the methadone, the methadone man
    When you're all alone
  And you got nowhere to go
  Better take it slow Kicking his lonely lit brain
  Drinking to try and stay sane
  Charlie the Methadone Man
  Chases his tail just as fast as he can
  Charlie the methadone, the methadone man
    Charlie the methadone, methadone man
  Waiting.....