Well it's half past seven and I'm by the phone
  I'm going to the hop alone
  But I don't wanna stay at home
  I'm going to the hop alone
  Bobby Tommy Billy Joe
  They all have a place to go
  To the last chance dance
  Going to the last chance dance
  Going to the last chance dance
    Two by two, there they go
  I'm going to the hop alone
  Guess I'll have to go solo
  I'm going to the hop alone
    They all laugh at me oh no
  'Cause they didn't have to go
  To the last chance dance
  Going to the last chance dance
  Going to the last chance dance
    I have no one to take me home
  Guess I'm going home alone
    Two by two, there they go
  I'm going to the hop alone
  Guess I'll have to go solo
  I'm going to the hop alone
    They all laugh at me oh no
  'Cause they didn't have to go
  To the last chance dance
  Going to the last chance dance
  Going to the last chance dance