Rape, D.U.I., Assult And Battery
   These Are Things That Will Bring You To Me
   Murder And Theft And All Of The Above
   You Can Bet Your Life I Know What You're Thinking Of
   I've Takin' You And I'll Take Your Friends
   Don't Worry, We'll All Meet In The End
   'Cause Life's A Bitch And Then You Die
   Trust Me Baby Cause I Don't Lie
  
   I'm The Goddamn Devil, This Job Pleases Me
   I'm The Goddamn Devil And I Do It For Free
  
   I Know The Story About Your Life
   If You Killed Your Brother Or You Beat Your Wife
   And I Am Here To Punish You
   You Can't Fool Me Cause I Ain't No Fool
   The Time Has Come To Say Goodbye
   The End Is Here For Those Who Cheat, Steal And Lie
   There Will Be Torture And There Will Be Pain
   Cause This Is Hell, Baby, Die In Flames.
  
   I'm The Goddamn Devil, This Job Pleases Me
   I'm The Goddamn Devil, Satan If You Please
   I'm The Goddamn Devil, This Job Pleases Me
   I'm The Goddamn Devil, And I Do It For Free
  
   I Don't Care About You, Don't Care About Your Life
   Don't Care About Your Children Or About Your Wife
   I'm Here To Do My Job So If You Broke The Law
   You're Checking In With Me
   But You Can Never Leave....
  
   There's One Way Out If You Dare
   We'll Make A Deal, You'll Grow Your Hell
   As Satan's Child You'll Start A Band
   And Spread The Word Across The Land
  
   I'm The Goddamn Devil, This Job Pleases Me
   I'm The Goddamn Devil, Satan If You Please
   I'm The Goddamn Devil, Better Believe In Me (only Me)
   I'm The Goddamn Devil!