(I See A Damsel)
  
   I see a damsel
   In danger and distress
   I see that she is pretty
   I see a young girl
   Dressed in a dirty dress
   I see that she is pretty
   Mirror mirror on the wall
   Who's the fairest one of all
   I see a fat girl
   With her hair a mess
   I see that she is pretty
   I see a proud girl
   She's pregnant I would guess
   I see that she is pretty
   Mirror mirror on the wall
   Who's the fairest one of all
   Mirror mirror do not fail
   Who deserves to go to jail
   I see the school girls
   Dressed in their Sunday best
   I see that they are pretty
   I see the wagon trains
   Of pioneer women heading west
   I see that they are pretty
   Mirror mirror on the wall
   Who's the fairest one of all
   Creature Creature, here the plan
   Leads unto the fall of man
   I see a matron
   Unbuttoning a tightly fitting dress
   I see that she is pretty
   I see a maiden
   She's careless like all the rest
   I see that she is pretty
   Mirror mirror on the wall
   Who's the fairest one of all
   Mirror mirror do not fail
   Who deserves to go to jail
   Mirror mirror on the wall
   Who's the prettiest one of all
   Mirror mirror humor me
   Do they see what I see