You're a flamingo
   you stand on one leg
   you're a flamingo baby
   you hatched from an egg
   well you hold your foot up
   so delicately over the sea
   and when it comes down
   it comes down on me
   well it used to want to hump you
   I used to want to rock and roll
   I was attracted to your gracefulness
   but your surprise sure took its toll
   now I guess I'd better go out now
   gonna try to find something new
   and all I'm left with is this craving
   for some flamingo stew
   now the beauty's in the gutter
   the loveliness is off her throne
   in the eyes of the beholder it's gone
   and now he feels kind of alone
   but this feeling it's the kind that will shortly pass
   I'm gonna find myself another bird
   and roll on down the grass