To hell with boys creepin' up slowly
   swingin' them shovels 'round
   diggin' up words of pleasure
   from evil hollow ground
   o - an' here's one now girl
   the devil is in his eye
   you'd better start stirring up soil boy
   or hear e'r you'll lye
   whispered to you in the dark
   and i think you heard me say
   let's say goodbye like we said hello
   in a friendly kind of way
   ye charlie's neat an' charlie's keen but
   david he's a dandy
   david he's a nice young man
   he feeds the girls on candy
   whispered to you in the dark
   and all that sordid gain
   let's say goodbye like we said hello
   in a friendly kinda way
   now what i done's my damage
   an' what you do is your'n
   y'all got nothin' on me
   but i'll take that there
   crown of scorn