Dre (Em)
   Yeah
   (Definately, definately, definately, definately definately K-mart)
   Yeah, yeah
  
   Eminem (Dr. Dre):
  
   You find me offensive? I find you offensive
   For finding me offensive
   Hence if I should draw a line on any fences
   If so to what extense if
   Any, should I go? 'Cause it's getting expensive
   Being on the other side of the courtroom on the defensive
   They say that I cause extensive
   Pshycological nerve damage to the brain when I go to lenghts this,
   Far at other people's expenses
   I say your all just too god damn sensitive
   It's censorship
   And it's down right blasphomous
   Listen to shit now cause I won't stand for this
   And Chirs-stiff-pher Reeves won't sit for this neither
   And let's clear this up too I ain't got no beef with him either
   He used to be like a hero to me
   I even believe I, had one of those 25 cent stickers on my re--fridgerator
   Right next to Darth Vader
   And Darth must have put a hex on him for later
   I feel like it's my fault cause of the way that
   I stuck him up in between him and Lex Luther
   I killed Superman, I killed Super---man
   And how ironic, that I'd be the bad guy
   Kryptonite: The Green Chronic
  
   Chorus:
   Cause I ain't got no legs!
   Or no brain, nice to meet you
   Hi, my name is...
   I forgot my name!
   My name was not to become what I became with this level of fame
   My soul is possessed by this devil my new name is....
   Rain Man
  
   Now in the Bible it says
   Thou shalt not watch two lesbians in bed,
   Have homosexual sex
   Unless of course you were given the consent to join in
   Then of course, it's intercourse
   And it's bi-sexual sex
   Which isn't as bad, as long as you show some remorse for your actions
   Either before, during or after peforming the act of that which
   Is normally referred to have such, more commonly known phrases
   That are more used by today's kids
   In a more derogatory way but
   Who's to say, what's fair to say, and what not to say?
   Let's ask Dr. Dre
   Dr. Dre? (What up?)
   I gotta question if I may? (Yeah)
   Is it gay to play Putt-Putt golf with a friend (Yeah)
   And watch his butt-butt when he tees off? (Yeah)
   But, ut! I ain't done yet
   In football the quarterback yells out hutt-hutt
   While he reaches in another grown man's ass
   Grabs on his nuts but just what if
   It was never meant it was just an accident
   But he tripped, fell, slipped and his penis went in
   His teeny tiny little round hiney but he didn't mean it
   But his little weenie flinched just a little bit
   And I don't mean to go in into any more details but
   What if he pictured it as a females butt?
   Is that gay? I just need to clear things up
   Til then i'll just walk around with a manly strut because...
  
   Chorus
  
  
   You find me offensive, I find you offensive
   Shit, this is the same verse I just did this
   When am I gonna come to my good senses?
   Probably the day Bush comes to my defenceses
   My spider senses telling me Spiderman is nearby
   And my plan is to get him next
   And open up a whip ass canister
   God damn it Dre where is the god damn beat? (Yeah)
   Anyway, anyway I don't know how else to put it
   This is the only thing that I'm good at
   I am the bad guy, Kryptonite: The Green Chronic
   Demonic, yep yep, don't worry I'm on it
   I got it, high five Nick Lachey
   Stuck a pen in Jessica's head and walked away
   And she blew around the room like a balloon-a
   Grabbed the last can of chicken tuna
   Out the trash can and screw my
   Head is straight back to the Neverland Ranch
   With a peanut butter, jelly, chicken, tuna sandwhich
   And I don't gotta make no god damn sense
   I just did a whole song and I didn't say shit
  
   Chorus
  
   Cause IIIAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHAHAHAAAAAAAAHAHHHHHHHHHH
   Yo, Rain Man
   Definately, definately Dr. Dre super dope beat maker two thousand and
   Two thousand four hundred and eighty seven million
   Nine hundred and n seventy three thousand four hundred and sixty three
   And seventy (Yeah)