People say I got a dirty mind
   But you don’t think so clean
   See it takes one to know one
   And baby I’ve known some
   If ya know what I mean
  
   C’mon little sister
   I could be your mister right
   If ya got the time
   So if you’re in the mood
   For a slow poke honey
   Baby won’t you give me a try
  
   Whoa yeah
   We can do it all day
   Do it all nite
   Whoa yeah
   Ain’t gonna stop ‘til I get it right
   ‘Cuz there
  
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   Ain’t no business like monkey business
   Climb on up my tree
   No there
   Ain’t no business like monkey business
   Monkey around with me
  
   Ol’ King Kong
   He had a thing for blondes
   The ladies were drivin’ him ape
   Then that poor boy slipped
   And he lost his grip
   From the top of the Empire State
  
   He had a real bad habit
   Always had to have it
   Ain’t nothin’ wrong with that
   So if ya think that’s cool
   Wanna play in my zoo
   All ya gotta do is ask
  
   Whoa yeah
   We can do it all day
   Do it all nite
   Whoa yeah
   Ain’t gonna stop ‘till I get it right
   ‘Cuz there
  
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   Climb on up my tree
   Just like the birds and the bees
   A bungle in the jungle
   Oughta do the trick for me
  
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