Well you are still here
   And I am still here
   Whether I ever loved you is
   Not perfectly clear
   You went a semester to West Texas State
   But the freshmen fifteen you gained
   Killed all your dates
   I guess I still love you if I ever did
   And I can see myself having a couple of kids
   And we will get by
   For the rest of our lives
  
   So play the Cotton-Eyed Joe
   For the folks don't you know
   Keep the dogs in the truck
   Til you leave
   We got some wieners and buns
   When the brisket's all gone
   For our wedding in suburban Seguin
  
   Well I am still here
   And you are still here
   Whether I ever loved you is
   Not perfectly clear
   Though weight's not an issue you have gained more
   And when I said I do well I slammed all the doors
   To a future where I could see Paris in spring
   And I wasn't prepared for the weight of this ring
   But we will get by
   For the rest of our lives
  
   So play the Cotton-Eyed Joe
   For the folks don't you know
   Keep the dogs in the truck
   Til you leave
   We got some wieners and buns
   When the brisket's all gone
   For our wedding in suburban Seguin
  
   So play some old BTO
   For my friends don't you know
   Keep your dogs in the truck
   Til you leave
  
   Get out the wieners and buns
   Cause the briskets all gone
   At our wedding in suburban Seguin
  
   I said I love you in suburban Seguin