[Refrain] Oh, I love trash!
  Anything dirty or dingy or dusty
  Anything ragged or rotten or rusty
  Yes, I love trash
    I have here a sneaker that's tattered and worn
  It's all full of holes and the laces are torn
  A gift from my mother the day I was born
  I love it because it's trash
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    I have here some newspaper thirteen months old
  I've wrapped some fish inside it, it's smelly and cold
  But I wouldn't trade it for a big pot o' gold
  I love it because it's trash
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    I've a clock that won't work, and an old telephone
  A broken umbrella, a rusty trombone
  And I am delighted to call them my own
  I love them because they're trash
    [Refrain, ending with]...Yes, I love, I love, I love trash