John was bad
  He gave it everything he had
  John he prayed
  For all the people ever made
  John was cool
  He never did no after school
    Late at night when he praised the Lord
  He laid his hands down upon the sword
    Lay down upon the sword
  Lay down upon the sword
  Lay down upon the sword
  Lay down your bloody sword
    John St. John be cool
  Tell the people they'll follow you
  John St. John be cool
  Tell the people they'll follow you
    Late at night when he praised the Lord
  He lay his hands down upon the bloody sword
  Laid down upon the sword, down, down, down upon the sword
  Laid down upon the sword, gettin' down upon the sword
  Laid down upon the sword, laid down upon the sword
  Laid down upon the sword, "Late Night TV Roared"