12th of April we decided it was time
  I was feeling good, you were looking fine
  on the basement floor with TRL behind
  You were loving me with Carson Daly on your mind
    You're my baby girl
  you know that you are
  You're my honeybunch
  my sweet lucky star
  So put your hand in mine
  I will slap your sweet behind
  you're my baby girl
    E is for Erin and making out with you
  R is for wrong that's what you like to do
  I is for eyes that are smiling at me
  N is for nasty which we do constantly
    You're my baby girl
  you know that you are
  You're my honeybunch
  my sweet lucky star
  So put your hand in mine
  I will slap your sweet behind
  you're my baby girl
    Hot dogs and hamburger, unzip me please
  Erin likes ketchup but go easy on the cheese
  I like to look down on her naked from above
  She's just like Gwyneth Paltrow
  I'm like Shakespeare in Love!
    You're my baby girl
  you know that you are
  You're my honeybunch
  my sweet lucky star
  So put your hand in mine
  I will slap your sweet behind