[Tom] You guys wanna hear a song that I wrote about 4 days ago? You really dont have a choice so you might as well be into
  it.
    [Mark] Yeah, you might as well act like you wanna hear it, cuz otherwise we'll play it twice.
    [Tom] Yeah, you bastards. Song goes like this.
    [Music Starts]
    It would be nice to have a blow job
  It would be nice to have a blow job
  It would be nice to have a blow job
  It would be nice to have a blow job
  It would be nice to have a blow job
  It would be nice to have a blow job
  It would be nice to have a blow job
  It would be nice to have a blow job
  From your Mom
    Thanks to Janet (Princess32834@msn.com) for correcting these lyrics