I was walkin' down around Venice way
  Los Angeles
  Oh big California
  A man came up to me
  About 40, gay
  I say
  "Go away...OK...No way...AGGGHHHHHHHGH"
  BUTTHOLE SURF!! etc.
  I was ridin' wave
  around Malibu beach
  A guy came up to me
  He was lookin' like a leech
  He said "Hey, Sonny boy, can I eat you peach?"
  I say "Motherfucker...ifyoureach..
  I don't know what I'm goin' to do"
  BUTTHOLE SURF!! etc.
    I was ridin' my cruiser in West Hollywood
  A girl came up to me and she was lookin' mighty good...
  I was eating quaaludes like butthole surfers should
  She left me there where I stood
  BUTTHOLE SURF!! etc.
    HEY BUTT
  WHAT THE FUCK
  WE ALL LIKE YOU
  'CAUSE YOU'RE A SLUT