Who is the man, who is the man, who is the man?
  Why does it take control of you? Because it can
    Who cleans the floors, who mends the doors ?
  Who wanted more, who wanted more? You wanted more
    Stuck half up a mountain
  With no rope, use shouting
  Got no hope, it's not funny
  They're making T-shirt money
    Who is that girl, who is that girl? Beautiful girl
  She doesn't need no makeover, natural curls
  She looks so rich, with perfect legs, but she's a bitch
  Dad's got the cash, her looks won't last, thick as a brick
    Stuck half up a mountain
  With no rope, use shouting
  Got no hope, it's not funny
  I want the same things
    But I don't know what to say
  I can't change it anyway
  And I wish I had your face
  And I wish I had your brains
  But I don't
    Stuck half up a mountain
  With no rope, use shouting
  Got no hope, no money
  I want the same things
    But I don't know what to say
  I can't change it anyway
  And I wish I had your face
  And I wish I had your brains
    Stuck half up a mountain
  With no rope, use shouting
  Got no hope, no money
  I want the same things
    But I don't know what to say
  I can't change it anyway
  And I wish I had your face
  And I wish I had your brains
  But I don't
    Thanks to laura morgan (itsthebongjam@hotmail.com) for these lyrics