You're hot, and you're not
  I'm just here to call the shots
  I'm pickin' favorites, it's my favorite game
  I'm weeding out the boring and the lame
  Act tough, and play rough,
  I'm about to stir things up
  This party started out so PG-13
  I think it needs a little rock 'n' roll machine
  Action I want some attraction
  I need some distraction
  I'd like some party action
  He's fine, and it's time
  You think he's yours, but he's so mine
  I saw his foozball moves and I knew he was right
  Looks like you'll need another ride home tonight
  I'm glad that you're so mad
  I've got what you thought you had
  I unwrapped him from your finger
  And we just turned off the ringer
  He's here, and you're there,
  You might think that it's not fair
  Well it sucks for you, but I can't complain
  You've got the chow mein, and I've got the champagne
  Action I want some attraction
  I need some distraction
  I'd like some party action
  Some party action
  I'd like some part action, baby
  Some party action