I'll wait for you till I turn blue
  There's nothin' more a man can do
  Don't get your bollocks in a twist
  Settle down, don't take a fit
  Ya drank with demons straight form Hell
  They almost nearly won as well
  Ya wiped the floor with victory
  Then puked until you fell asleep
    Blackened was the banshee's wail
  These boot will never fill her jail
  So you crawled into an empty boat
  For the Gulf of Mexico
  Till Cortez came an' when so did you
  From the ashes charred and blue
  Smellin' like a Salty Dog
  Back from Hell where you belong
    Anarchy, the scourge of every sea
  The Antichrist aboard a rig
  With us your cutthroat thieves
  The ship went down we all near drowned
  Ya stood there on the deck
  Till the Spanish came and flogged yer arse
  And dragged you from the wreck
    They threw a rope around yer neck
  To watch you dance the jig of death
  Then left ya for the starvin' crows
  Hoverin' like hungry whores
  One flew down plucked out yer eye
  The other he had in his sights
  Ya snarled at him, said leave me be
  I need the bugger so I can see