Let's all make babies
  And salsa from Sainsbury's
  Cos this is a Happy Song
  Play on my pink flute
  Butt naked from Beirut
  Cos this is a happy song
    You need a mood maker
  Then go meet my tailor
  I know it's going too fast
  Your sister your brother
  His mistress your lover
  Is getting on with it
    Yeah ( debonair )
  I'm feeling so debonair ( cos I care )
  Send you my love cos I care ( it's a love song )
  This is a love song
  We bring news from Jamaica
    Goose step through Gangland
  And drive Chitty Bang Bang
  Cos this is a happy song
  Bosnians and Kurds
  Back with some big bird
  Who's singing a happy song
    Fly in the sunshine
  Get there at your own time
  You tell us if I'm in Hong Kong
  Your sister your brother
  His mistress your lover
  Just singing a happy song
    Yeah ( debonair )
  I'm feeling so debonair ( cos I care )
  Send you my love cos I care ( it's a love song )
  This is a love song
  We bring news from Jamaica
    Happy Song
    Do do do do do do do
  Do do do do do do do
  Do do do do do do do
  Do do do do do do do
    Yeah ( debonair )
  I'm feeling so debonair ( in the air )
  Everything's up in the air ( from Jamaica )
  Tease me from bedtime
  We bring news from Jamaica
    Yeah ( debonair )
  I'm feeling so debonair ( cos I care )
  Send you my love cos I care ( it's a love song )
  This is a love song
  We bring news from Jamaica
    This is a happy song