Spoken:
  The women of this family seem to feel that they owe it to the men
  of the family to look relaxed, rested, and attractive at dinnertime.
  
  For you they live in a quiet monastery
  For you they wear whatever you want them to as long as it is short
  They count to ten when you tell them how to drive
  And when they're afraid they let you speak for them
  All hail the king of intimidation
  Model of good Christian behavior
  
  For you we wax, we scale, and chicken our legs
  For you we chew our nails if we had any left buy fake ones to do it
  We counted to 10 temporarily
  And it was somethin' about how you talk down to me
  
  All hail the king of intimidation
  Model of good Christian behavior
  The role of compromises for the family you now want some
  There's only so much we can do to make you rest assured
  
  I am single
  I am weary
  You're just jealous
  You're just confused
  You're just hungry
  You're in sin now
  You're not happy
  You are petty
  
  All hail the king of intimidation
  Model of good Christian behavior
  He knows not of what he has wrongly done
  Forgive his ignorant behavior
  You are tortured
  You are captured
  You are busted
  We were silent
  You were tested
  You knew better
  You are lonely
  Was it worth it?
  La,la,la