One Night Me And The Crew Hit The Road On A Mission
  To Slurp Free Brew And Go Fuzzy Flounder Fishin'
  Kayjees On The Hi-Fi And The Keg Was Bottomless
  Until We Brought Skip O' Pot2mus
  And Daddy's Gonna Get Some Probably Underage And Dumb
  And Everybody Knows That The Daddy Eats His Young
  Lupus In The Lavatory Making A Big Stink
  Macing Up The Toilet Seat And Pooping In The Sink
  M.S.G.šS Tanked Up And Wizzin' In A Cup
  Waiting For A Sprinkle Genie To Come And Drink It Up
  Cause I'm The One Bottle Willy With The 12 Horse Ale
  After That I Get Silly Like Soupy Sales
  Now It's Midnight And I'm Completely Boofy Blitzed
  A Six Of Shlitz And The Jew Brew Manischewitz
  With My Beer-Tinted Glasses I'm Ready To Bitty Battle
  I'm Hungry Like The Wolf But I'll End Up Tending Cattle
  Cause You're Pretty When I'm Drunk
  (You're Pretty When I'm Drunk)
  [X4]
  (And I'm Pretty Fuckin' Drunk)
  Here She Comes, A Funky Fried Cutie
  Mr. Jimmy Pop Ali Is Gonna Get Some Booty
  Cause I'm Mr. Mcfeelie With A Speedy Delivery
  You'd Think I Was A Ditch The Way This Chick Was Diggin' Me
  But Maybe I Should Check And See If This Is Where I Wanna Be
  Hey Lupus Is She Cute? Yea For A Pygmie
  Aw! What Do You Know? You're Probably Going Home Alone
  And It Wouldn't Be The First Time That I Gave A Dog A Bone
  Plus Beauty, It's Only Skin Deep
  It's In The Eye Of The Beholder And My Beholder's About To Tweak
  I Could Tap That Barrel, In Fact I Know I Can
  It's A Ménagé A Trois You And Me And Heineken
    Cause You're Pretty When I'm Drunk
  (You're Pretty When I'm Drunk) [X4]
    Regrets I've Had A Few
  First And Foremost I'd Like To Mention You
  For The Sake Of Conversation We'll Call You The Brand New Heavy
  Your A Mix Between An Ugnaut And Eugene Levy
  You Can Call It Big-Boned, I Prefer To Call It Gut
  Your Buddha Your Shamu Your Jabba The Fuckin' Hutt
  You Had Harpoon Scars And Your Boobies Were Hairy
  I Smelt Tuna Melt But I WasnšT Gonna Worry
  It Was 3 A.M. And I Wasn't Gettin' Squat
  So I Rolled You Up In Flour And Aimed It For The Wet Spot
  I Was Buttering Rolls Like A Soup Kitchen Christian
  Then It Hit Me Something Bit Me While My Little Rod Was Fishin'
  I Was Deep Sea Fishing I Took A Fat Chance
  But How Was I Supposed To Know That Jabberjaws
  Lived In Your Pants
  At That Junction I Came To Realize
  That Only Frank Purdue Likes Thighs That Size
  Fatty Fatty Boom Ba Latty I Gotta Lament
  That You Were Not A Girl You Were An Experiment
  Cause You're Pretty When I'm Drunk
  (You're Pretty When I'm Drunk)
  You're Pretty When I'm Drunk
  And I'm pretty fucking drunk