Yeah, my girlfriend takes me home when I'm too drunk to drive
  And she doesn't get all jealous when I hang out with the guys
  She laughs at my dumb jokes when no one does
  She brings me mexican food from Sombrero's just because
  (Yeah, just because)
    And my girlfriend likes U.L. and D.H.C.
  And she's so smart and independent, I don't think she needs me
  Quite half as much as I know I need her
  I wonder why there's not another guy that she'd prefer
    And when I feel like giving up
  Like my world is falling down
    I show up at 3am
  She's still up watching Vacation, and I
  See her pretty face
  It takes me away to a better place and
    (I know that everything [3x]) Everything's gonna be fine
  (I know that everything [3x]) Everything's gonna be fine
    Yeah, my girlfriend takes collect calls from the road
  And it doesn't seem to matter that I'm lacking in the bulge
  She laughs at my dumb jokes when no one does
  She brings me mexican food from Sombrero's just because
    And when I feel like giving up
  Like my world is falling down
    I show up at 3am
  She's still up watching Vacation, and I
  See her pretty face
  It takes me away to a better place and
    (I know that everything [3x]) Everything's gonna be fine
  (I know that everything [3x]) Everything's gonna be fine
  (I know that everything [3x]) Everything's gonna be fine
  (I know that everything [3x]) Everything's gonna be fine
    (I know that everything [3x]) Everything's gonna be fine
  (I know that everything [3x]) Everything's gonna be fine
  (I know that everything [3x]) Everything's gonna be fine
  (I know that everything [3x]) Everything's gonna be fine